Throwback Thursday - Tiny Dancer

I was quite the tiny dancer - always in recitals and what have you. Here, you can see I took things very seriously as I take down a Wendy's cheeseburger and fries right before I hit the stage.

The good news is that I was also a swimmer, burning calories left and right, which fueled this habit of mine, allowing me to dabble in the fast food space throughout all of my youth.

The bad news, however, is that I did not realize the potential future market for fat, slightly coordinated, redneck child dancers. FAIL!

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