Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Brooklyn Decker - Freak of Nature

Married to tennis star Andy Roddick, who is easily hated in his own right for his cry baby antics on the court, Brooklyn Decker could be despised by the masses for oh so many reasons.  Yet, somehow, her level of self-awareness combined with just the right amount of self-deprecation is nothing but endearing. Hell, she's even likable!?

I follow her on Instagram, which is certainly a treat. It started when this video surfaced and I realized she may be incredibly entertaining to creep on electronically. I wasn't wrong.

Her goddess-like stature becomes so confusing when she morphs into what can only be described as the most beautiful hideous creature on the planet. I mean, how can someone so attractive make these faces?! It's honestly like a super power. I think I may even be jealous of how pretty she is AND how ugly she can be - lucky bitch, she gets both!

See for yourself...




And my personal favorite, one that is an actual face she chose to make in a wedding photo....as a bridesmaid... THIS GEM:


I wonder how many times her parents said, "If you keep making those faces, they will get stuck that way," when she was a child? Looks like she showed them....


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